I’ve been profiled, by a holiday catalog

Among the many hol­i­day cat­a­logs we received was one that offered a turntable (you know, the kind that plays those old plas­tic records… um, vinyl?) that could con­vert your music to a dig­i­tal for­mat. The beau­ti­ful pho­to includ­ed an iPod and a stack of CDs, the top one labeled promi­nent­ly, “Chica­go.” Not the city.