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Culture

I gotta pee

All your free time are belong to Har­ry Pot­ter.

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Politics

The DNC has a posse looking for my wife

This is the third time they have called for mon­ey in three days. We give when we want to, guys.

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Culture

Obsession runs in the family

The Mag­ic Tree­house is to our son as Har­ry Pot­ter is to us. It is won­der­ful that he can relate.

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Culture Me and my life

I do not whistle well

ABBA go so high in Chiq­ui­ti­ta, that I had to change octaves while whistling along. Yow.

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When?

Ain’t that the trick? Once I pull the trig­ger, if I’m seri­ous, I need to be writ­ing reg­u­lar­ly, and (prob­a­bly more impor­tant­ly) the inter­est­ing­ness has to be pret­ty high. I mean, who’s going to come back once they’ve read what I ate for lunch today? Reg­u­lar­ly means, prob­a­bly, at least once a day. If I […]