Sigh. I have just been shat on for the first time (well, my infant son not withstanding). You hear about people being targeted by birds, you may have actually seen it happen, you may know someone close to you… but has it happened to you?
I was lucky, it hit me on the arm, so I don’t have to change clothes.
Most surprising, wow-but-of-course moment: it was really warm.
UPDATE: I just sat through a 45 minute meeting at work wherein I realized, two minutes in, that my shirt had not escaped unscathed. I had a big, meaty bit of bird poop on my sleeve. Yuck. It is clean now.