We’re moving

We’re mov­ing to a nice golf course down the road. Just spent the morn­ing pulling a deer tick off my wife, then check­ing all the boys for ticks, too. This a few days after find­ing a fully engorged dog tick hap­pily snooz­ing on the car­pet in our upstairs hall­way. Really wish two of our neigh­bors would take bet­ter care of their yards. Heck, the back yard to the West is get­ting so over­grown we’re about to lose sight of their bird bath.

The floods in Iowa

Our hearts go out to the peo­ple, includ­ing friends, in Iowa this week. We lived in Iowa City for seven years, and still con­sider it home. See­ing the pic­tures, read­ing the sto­ries, it has been wrench­ing. While nobody we know has been dis­placed, every­one we know has been affected. We wish them the best of good for­tune and good­will in the com­ing recovery.

Below is a pic­ture of the Dan­forth Chapel, on the Uni­ver­sity of Iowa cam­pus, where we got mar­ried. Hun­dred of vol­un­teers worked tire­lessly to keep it (and sur­round­ing build­ings) in as good a shape as it is in. Thank you.

(Here is the orig­i­nal link)

Danforth Chapel

Elm as ground cover

Last week­end we noticed a mil­lion (and I am not kid­ding) lit­tle weedlets com­ing up in our flower beds.  And we have lots of flower beds.  This week­end they were all still there (stu­pid mild weather and stu­pid rain).  We started weed­ing them, by which I mean, we sat for a cou­ple of ours, pluck­ing them up by hand, and man­aged to clear a 4 foot by 3 foot area, roughly 1/200th of our flower beds.

American Elm ground cover

A lit­tle research on the Intar­webs turned up the cul­prit.  Our great big Amer­i­can Elm.  Appar­ently these are lit­tle tiny elm trees, strug­gling for survival.

American Elm seedlingsAmerican Elmlet

I guess I’m not so wor­ried any­more, since elms are so rare these days, there’s no chance we’re going to have a mil­lion suc­cess­ful elm trees grow­ing in our yard.  But they are suc­cess­ful so far.  Wit­ness the pho­tos below.

There isn’t any use­ful advice online, except the one piece we are going to fol­low.  Ignore it, and they might mostly die off.  We’re going to accel­er­ate that by putting fresh mulch down on top of them.

If you’re look­ing for an elm tree, you might get back to us in about a month.

Upside down tomato

We have planted our upside down tomato.  We’ve also planted some toma­toes in the usual direc­tion, but I am most curi­ous to see how the Topsy Turvy planter fares.  The idea is this: you plant your flower, veg­etable, or what­ever, in this vinyl bag, and hang it from some­thing tall.

Until about a month ago, we had noth­ing tall enough or sunny enough to do it.  Then my father in law built the tree house, com­plete with pro­trud­ing spar (where the swing was going to go).  And now we have a spot.  Not sure if it is tall enough, given how tall tomato plants get, and this one won’t be act­ing against gravity.

If need be, we can always throw a rope over a tall branch and string it up that way.

The tree houseTopsy Turvy on the tree house

Topsy Turvy tomato plant

Any­body had any luck with these Topsy Turvy planters?

Can haz weather, plz?

One of these days I will be glad we have a weather radio.  But in ten years of being woken up by the pierc­ing war­ble of the weather alarm (a delight­ful fea­ture that has no vol­ume con­trol) I have yet to expe­ri­ence that gratefulness.  

Last night we had a tor­nado warn­ing.  The weather radio shocked us out of our slum­ber some­time after mid­night to warn us of that tor­nado warn­ing.  There was no tor­nado.  We prob­a­bly could have stayed in bed.  Though our neigh­bors, about fifty feet up the hill over there to the left, had a tree go through their roof.  Here’s the arti­cle (jump to “The Loud Boom”). Wher­ever it says, “Bran­den­burger” you just read, “Danny’s neighbor.”

At 1:15 am, about the time their maple tree was meet­ing their liv­ing room, we were all hud­dled in the base­ment bath­room, feel­ing a lit­tle silly, tired, and wor­ried that Oliver would not go back to sleep eas­ily.  He did though, and we count our­selves lucky.

I do not regret get­ting the radio, nor do I regret using it.  But I am not yet thank­ful for it.  I am thank­ful, how­ever, that the dul­cet sound of chain­saws in the morn­ing was not com­ing from our front yard.

Nearly Always Fatal

The phrase, “nearly always fatal,” or words to that effect, appears in every descrip­tion of rabies I have man­aged to find in the last twelve hours. Here is why I’m look­ing up rabies.

Late last night I was work­ing in the base­ment, on the com­puter, as I usu­ally do, and I heard behind me a thump, then another in rapid suc­ces­sion. I turned to look, and a bat swooped out of the dark­ness, took a right at the tread­mill, and dis­ap­peared upstairs. It took me a few sec­onds to real­ize what had happened.

Ten min­utes later, I’m edg­ing down the hall, a laun­dry bag inside out on my winter-gloved hands, my wife is stand­ing as far behind me as she can get while still train­ing a flash­light on this poor lit­tle bat, wedged as tight as he can into a cor­ner jamb by the door to the garage. In those ten inter­ven­ing min­utes I had man­aged to locate the bat, get a flash­light, wake my wife, we’d called the 24-hour pest removal place (which was closed), and I’d tried to cap­ture it once already, using fire­place gloves so thick I couldn’t even feel if I had the bat or not.

The poor bat was clearly scared wit­less, throw­ing off musky scent and chit­ter­ing for all he was worth when I had him in my hands. I’m sure he was bit­ing at me. I couldn’t bring myself to kill him (I know, Denny, I know), so we stuck him in the bag out in the garage overnight. Bet­ter for me, I’m sure it was worse for him.

This morn­ing we called every­body and their cousin. Our con­cern was for our kids. Bats carry rabies (espe­cially bats that sit there and let you pick them up). There’s been men­tion lately in the media that chil­dren can be unaware of a bat bite, espe­cially if they sleep soundly and are bit­ten in bed. So we called our pediatrician.

He offered that he had once had sixty-five bats in his house, and the best rem­edy had been a ten­nis racket. Then he sug­gested that, rather than start our two lit­tle boys on a course of treat­ment (five shots in 28 days), as he con­sid­ers it highly unlikely that they were bit­ten, we should send the bat off to be tested for rabies. So we called our vet.

They offered to take the bat, freeze it, and send it off to Kansas State for said test­ing. So I drove our bagged bat, which was no longer mak­ing any noises (sorry, lit­tle guy), to our vet and gladly handed him off, if only because I could hand off the guilt, too. I’ve always been a softie for ani­mals, and this bat was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But I’m also a par­ent, and I will gladly mur­der cute lit­tle rodents to pro­tect my family.

More when we get the results back.

State legislator says global warming is good for us and our crops

From my own back­yard: Larry Pow­ell, a Repub­li­can state leg­is­la­tor from West­ern Kansas, has asserted that increased CO2 lev­els will make crops flour­ish. He cites a study that says that, “atmos­pheric CO2 enrich­ment will boost world agri­cul­tural out­put by about 50 per­cent.” They don’t deny global warm­ing any­more, instead they insist that it is good for us. Here is the link to the Lawrence Journal-World arti­cle. The com­ments are actu­ally much more inter­est­ing than the idi­otic asser­tions in the arti­cle itself.

Can I possibly pass up National Geographic for $12?

I know the price has always been low, but I don’t think I can pass it up this year. We just got a let­ter from the National Geo­graphic Soci­ety offer­ing a year sub­scrip­tion to their mag­a­zine (12 issues), a world map, and a “100% guar­an­tee of your sat­is­fac­tion” for $12.00. Unless you live in Ken­tucky. There it’ll cost you an extra 6% sales tax. I will pass on the obvi­ous Ken­tucky joke. But I think we’re get­ting the mag­a­zine. I cut up many an issue from my par­ents’ stash for grade school reports, and I’d like a big heap of them for the boys to look through some day. (It’ll cost you $15 on the National Geo­graphic sub­scrip­tion site.)

Turning parsley into butterflies

First one out

A few weeks back, we noticed the fat­test, coolest look­ing cater­pil­lar (or “caler­pit­ter” as our four-year-old calls them) on our Ital­ian pars­ley. We’d decided to grow the pars­ley because it was easy and cheap, and once we put it in pots on the deck (away from the bun­nies) it flour­ished. The cater­pil­lar was so cool, we did a bunch of research (they are swal­low­tail but­ter­fly cater­pil­lars, and they love pars­ley) and had just decided to build a cater­pil­lar cage when… it dis­ap­peared. (Eaten by a bird, we think.)

Never fear, the three pots of pars­ley had plenty of cater­pil­lars hatch­ing on them. In a few days, all three pots were down to nubs, and there were five or eight or fif­teen cater­pil­lars on them. So we put the cage together (two pie plates, some small-hole mesh, baby food jars with water and pars­ley, and some sticks for cocoon­ing), put it on our screened in porch, and started mov­ing cater­pil­lars. We started with just two, but even­tu­ally felt for the lit­tle guys on their pars­ley sticks, and moved ten more into shelter.

We’ve been feed­ing them, clean­ing their cage, watch­ing them, and mov­ing the chrysalises out to a pot where the but­ter­flies would have enough room to dry their wings.

And today, the first of them hatched. Once she starts to flut­ter about, we’ll have to cor­ral her and let her out of the porch, where she can try to find more pars­ley (good luck) or get eaten by a bird.