Got an email message today from the "Hilton Family". My brain had to wade through many images of Paris Hilton (drunk, partying, with friends, those friends, drunk, partying, pregnant, leaving their babies to go partying and get drunk, etc.) before realizing it was a confirmation email from Embassy Suites (a Hilton property) for our upcoming trip. Now I get why Grandpa Hilton un-inherited Paris. They might want to make that email come from "Hilton Hotels" or something.

I must be. I have spent the last four days (at great risk to my marriage) constantly refreshing my Gmail account, then singing out and signing back in, because someone, somewhere, posted that you might have to do that, then signing out, clearing my browser's cache, and signing back in, because someone else said you might have to do that, and each and every time, all I get in Gmail's Settings is:

Forwarding and POP

I'm starting to hate kittens.