I must be. I have spent the last four days (at great risk to my marriage) constantly refreshing my Gmail account, then singing out and signing back in, because someone, somewhere, posted that you might have to do that, then signing out, clearing my browser’s cache, and signing back in, because someone else said you might have to do that, and each and every time, all I get in Gmail’s Settings is:

Forwarding and POP

I’m starting to hate kittens.