I confess. I like Ashley Judd. I will watch just about anything she’s in, even though I know it is likely not good. I have sat through any number of bad Ashley Judd movies. And yet, I keep going back. Just today I watched Twisted over lunch, on TiVo-triple-fast-forward. You know a movie is bad when you don’t miss any plot points at 60x speed. And the title? No idea what it means. Maybe I missed that. Note to younger generations: you may empathize by replacing the above mentions of “Ashley Judd” with “Natalie Portman.” And by watching them on film together, of course.