Dan­gers of wash­ing dishes: cuts, burns, and splash­ing your crotch so it looks like you peed your­self. I’m 0 for 3 tonight! Yay!

 

2 Responses to Dangers of washing dishes: cut…

  1. Mark Too says:

    Our kitchen faucet has so much pres­sure that when I pee myself while doing the dishes, the spray pat­tern goes all the way from my crotch to my shoul­der, occa­sion­ally hit­ting the wall behind me. It’s beautiful.

  2. Danny says:

    There is noth­ing like good, strong, blow-the-cat-out-of-the-pool water pressure.

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