Link // OMG, I am so pleased to finally have some empirical evidence to point to. For the longest time I thought my wife understood, and was consciously putting the rolls on the right way. Then one day she put one on wrong, and when I asked her, she had no idea what I was talking about. There's a right way? That's right, there is. Read up.
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Please ignore the magic keywords, I'm testing a plugin: right, put, wrong
I can't say for certain which of my friends or acquaintances I might offend with this, but emboldened at last by this evidence, I admit that I've always taken the presence of an improperly-affixed TP roll as a sign of a haphazard, neglectful, and ignorant life. Thank you, Danny.
Flip it. Reverse it.
Women. They do it to paper towels too. The hell is wrong with them?
Minds which intuitively understand this sort of thing function at a higher level than minds which need constant clarification, quantification, illustration, explanation, and finally verbally articulated proof, not to mention that outrage known as emotional coddling.
It must be that whole women are poor at geometry thing.
I've lived with the same woman for 27 years and I have never thought about the rolls in our house and their attitude. Much less think it has something to do with her. However, everytime I come back from vacation I just want the end folded back like orgami like in the hotels. It just doesn't happen guys.
I'm going to back away slowly from this conversation now.