Learn­ing about my new, fancy office phone.

Allergy? No. Turns out I have a cold. Got home yes­ter­day after work with a 101.4° fever. Pick­ing up the kids while deliri­ous? Priceless!

This time of year I always gain five pounds feed­ing my allergy. And I drink so much water I’m either pee­ing or need­ing to pee. Oy.

@regnskygge And yet, you know exactly what I mean. Some­times the char­ac­ter limit means we must be blunt. Flow­ery is for chat.

The cin­derblock walls of my office seem to be keep­ing the aller­gens at bay. I do want to lie on my left side to shift the snot, though.

The first full days of 70° weather brought on the Allergy Mon­ster, and I feel like crap. Just thought I’d share.