So I’m getting laundry ready, sorting it into piles, and I still look at the care labels on a lot of things. On my three-year old’s shirt, the label says:

Machine wash cold inside out

Whose three-year old gets the inside of his shirt dirtier than the outside? I mean, I know it’s to protect the decoration on the front, but really, it’s the decoration on the front that has chocolate, peanut butter, and jelly on it.