Best headline of the day

If you follow baseball, you’ll get this.  Today, I saw a headline that read:

Rogers holds Cards

There are a lot of Gambler-related card playing puns floating around today, but I felt this one was the most succinct. You know it’s been sitting in some sportswriter’s drawer for a long time.

Labels written by childless drones

So I’m getting laundry ready, sorting it into piles, and I still look at the care labels on a lot of things. On my three-year old’s shirt, the label says:

Machine wash cold inside out

Whose three-year old gets the inside of his shirt dirtier than the outside? I mean, I know it’s to protect the decoration on the front, but really, it’s the decoration on the front that has chocolate, peanut butter, and jelly on it.