Both the wife and I are tak­ing the next cou­ple of days off from work, and one thing we thought we’d do, was go to the movies. Grandma is still here, so she can watch the gimpy boys while we pre­tend we don’t have a child. We wanted to go see _Brokeback Mountain_, but for­got momen­tar­ily that we live in Omaha. City of 650,000. City of eleven movie the­aters and 107 screens. Of course, _Brokeback Mountain_ is not play­ing in Omaha.

Stu­pid city.

In the inter­est of fair­ness, I do have to point out that it isn’t play­ing in Iowa City, IA, either, but that town has only three the­aters and 24 screens. I could for­give them (though only a lit­tle, being a pro­gres­sive col­lege town and all).

 

6 Responses to Stupid Omaha

  1. map says:

    Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

  2. Danny says:

    I sup­pose. I mean, I know this isn’t New York, or LA, or Chicago, or even Phoenix, but it is the biggest city within 400 miles, and head­ing west, you have to go a lot far­ther to find civ­i­liza­tion of this magnitude.

    _Brokeback Mountain_ is now on some 250 screens, and still Omaha doesn’t rate a sin­gle one.

    I’m going to keep watch­ing this and see how long it takes.

  3. map says:

    I hear ya. Hell, we’re still wait­ing to see Capote! You think that’ll ever come here on any­thing but DVD (and VHS)? Fat chance.

  4. M'ville says:

    Odd you can’t man­age to find it. I’m see­ing it tomor­row at 1pm. Hav­ing been born & raised here yet lived in sev­eral cities includ­ing Min­neapo­lis in my adult years, there’s noth­ing stu­pid about Omaha, except the traf­fic… and the transplants.

    And Capote’s cur­rently show­ing at Oakview, fyi.

  5. Danny says:

    Yes, I know. Broke­back Moun­tain is here now, and I could go see it. But my chances to go out to a movie are few and far between. So I’m still a lit­tle pissed, but yes, more at the game than the player.

    I am going to try to resist the oppor­tu­nity to slan­der Omaha, although it is some­thing I dearly love to do. I under­stand that there are peo­ple here who love it, and who make an effort to be a part of their com­mu­nity, warts and all.

    I am not one of those peo­ple, for bet­ter or worse. Omaha has always been a tran­si­tion from one bet­ter place (in my mind!) to another. Twice now. I resent the fact that Nebraska is one of three states with no coun­ties vot­ing for the Democ­rats (I like to think of it as vot­ing against the Repub­li­cans) in 2004.

    Wait, I wasn’t going to get into it.

    But, M’ville, I con­fess, despite the (inex­cus­able) loss of Indian Hills (where I got to see both Twister and the entire Doc­tor Zhivago), the cin­ema here ain’t so bad.

    And yes, I get that I am one of those trans­plants. I think you and I can agree on at least one thing: we will both be happy to see me leave.

  6. Whitney Woodward says:

    You are the def­i­n­i­tion of asshole!

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