Avert thine eyes, if you are not inter­ested in men’s uri­nals and the eti­quette that sur­rounds them.

It appears that some men are pre-flushers. That is, when they arrive at a uri­nal, they imme­di­ately haul on the han­dle to get a good flush going. I don’t know if they need to hear the rush­ing water to get started, or if they just like a clean uri­nal before pee­ing. I don’t care.

What I do care about, is that, when they are done, they flush again. Please. There is noth­ing nas­tier than arriv­ing at a uri­nal to find it full of some­one else’s urine.

So if you’re a pre-flusher, would you please also be a two-flusher?

Thank you.

I’d like to note that the auto-flushing uri­nal is a handy solu­tion to this. I’d like our gov­ern­ment to do some­thing about man­dat­ing these in new construction.

 

2 Responses to Urinal Rant

  1. map says:

    Are you sug­gest­ing here that all pre-flushers are not post-flushers?

  2. Danny says:

    I sug­gest no such thing. Pre-flushing is not a wrong act, in and of itself. I only wish that all pre-flushers were also post-flushers. Alas, the fre­quency with which I come upon fra­grant, yellow-water uri­nals would sug­gest that there are numer­ous pre-flushers in the world who are, indeed, not post-flushers too.

    This has held true in my expe­ri­ence across the coun­try, NYC, Iowa City, Min­neapo­lis, and Omaha. There also appears to be an (anec­do­tal) cor­re­la­tion between sports bars and stand­ing urine (and not just on the floor).

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