Ouch. Last night on Survivor, the Koror tribe got the best of both worlds. They got rid of Willard, who was a nice guy, but had to go before they could get rid of Karen, who they just have to get rid of as soon as they can. Plus, they smacked the other tribe but good. First, Koror beat Ulong at the challenge, but only after making it look like they might just lose. Then, at Tribal Council they lip-smacked their way through reward stew and beer, while the Ulong stared at the hard, dusty ground. And then, to boot, they gave immunity to Ibrehem, Ulong’s marked man.

Beaten, hungry, and hopeless, Ulong voted a tie for Angie and Bobby Jon. Why they didn’t vote out James, annoying hillbilly that he professes to be, I just don’t know. In the tiebreaker, Stephenie changed her vote and Angie was out “unanimously.”

So now it is eight well-fed, rested, nattering players vs. four hungry, desperate, feral survivors. I know who I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley with a tub of KFC in my hands.