What a smackdown!

Ouch. Last night on _Survivor_, the Koror tribe got the best of both worlds. They got rid of Willard, who was a nice guy, but had to go before they could get rid of Karen, who they just have to get rid of as soon as they can. Plus, they smacked the other tribe but good. First, Koror beat Ulong at the chal­lenge, but only after mak­ing it look like they might just lose. Then, at Tribal Coun­cil they lip-smacked their way through reward stew and beer, while the Ulong stared at the hard, dusty ground. And then, to boot, they gave immu­nity to Ibre­hem, Ulong’s marked man.

Beaten, hun­gry, and hope­less, Ulong voted a tie for Angie and Bobby Jon. Why they didn’t vote out James, annoy­ing hill­billy that he pro­fesses to be, I just don’t know. In the tiebreaker, Stephe­nie changed her vote and Angie was out “unanimously.”

So now it is eight well-fed, rested, nat­ter­ing play­ers vs. four hun­gry, des­per­ate, feral sur­vivors. I know who I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley with a tub of KFC in my hands.