I just went to get a drink from one of the vending machines here in the library. My tithe, a whole dollar, consisted of three quarters, a dime, and three nickels. I drop in my money, I stoop down to make my selection, and horrors, my Tropicana pink lemonade button has been replaced by some cola crap!
Refusing to panic, I look to the vending machine immediately to my right, and lo, there is a whole machine dedicated to water and “juices.” (My Tropicana pink lemonade contains 3% juice.)
So I hit the coin return button. And I get a dollar in quarters. Huh.
I move right, and put my new quarters into the second machine, punch up my drink, and tha-bump-bump, I get a lovely flourescent-pink Tropicana pink lemonade, AND a 20 oz. Aquafina bottled water!
Whoa.
I’d like to try it again, but I’m out of nickels.
Update three days later: I tried again, with the exact same change, the exact same process (yes, I even put it in the wrong machine and got my four quarters in return) but no dice. I only got one drink.



