Danny Novo
From the monthly archives: August 2004
The milk I just opened is labeled “Grade A.” Can you buy B-grade milk? Where? Is it cheaper? Has it been pushed out of the market by uffish dairy conglomerates? See: [City of Elko, NV Municipal Codes: Milk](http://www.ci.elko.nv.us/codes/City_Municipal_Code/Title_9/4/1.html “The Internet is awesome: milk codes!”)
That’s it. I’m done sitting around. I cannot believe what I just read. Yesterday, on the Fox News Channel, Dennis Hastert (R-IL), who is the freaking Speaker of the House of Representatives, said this to Chris Wallace, the host. HASTERT: Here in this campaign, quote, unquote, “reform,” you take party power away from the party, you […]
I was perusing iPhoto today, and noticed that I have 2048 pictures in the database. The numbered title of my latest picture is IMG2652.jpg. Now, Canon cameras (and others, probably) maintain the picture numbering even when you switch cards or change batteries and whatnot. This implies that i have taken two-thousand, six-hundred pictures. Which seems […]
I just went to get a drink from one of the vending machines here in the library. My tithe, a whole dollar, consisted of three quarters, a dime, and three nickels. I drop in my money, I stoop down to make my selection, and horrors, my Tropicana pink lemonade button has been replaced by some […]
Haven’t seen many posts lately? That’s because a week and a half ago, I came home to discover my cable modem blinking disconsolately. I called my cable provider, Cox (please keep all puns to yourself, not that they don’t deserve them, pinheads). They walked me through the unplug-plug-reboot-tighten-lather-rinse routine, and told me the coax splitter […]
