It is sim­ple. Keep your bath­room clean. And when I say clean, I don’t mean “clean enough to find the toi­let.” I mean sur­pris­ingly clean. Maybe even shock­ingly clean. “It actu­ally took me more than half-an-hour” clean. If you do this, your girl will stay. And she’ll put up with a lot of other stuff you inad­ver­tently do to drive her away.

Plus, noth­ing says “manly” like chlo­rine smell on your fingers.

 

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